This one I actually saw on the infomercial. It's my flashlight. I sleep much more peacefully knowing that in case of emergency, my flashlight is locked away in an impenetrable air-tight bag. Just like mankind, there's nothing flashlights hate more than air.
Now, when I hear a burglar outside my window at 2:30 in the morning, I can scare him away with my foul cursings as I struggle to get my flashlight out of an impenetrable air-tight bag.
Is there an easier way to get my flashlight out of the bag you ask? Of course there is! Simply use......
The "As seen on TV" Miracle Blade III kitchen shears. I ran these through the Foodsaver to prevent them from going bad. I'm not sure how I'll ever get them out, but if I do they be as fresh as the day I got them.
I started to realize that maybe I wasn't using the Foodsaver the correct way. Perhaps the Foodsaver is only designed to save food from spoiling. I decided to give it a try.
If there's one thing I hate more than oxygen, it's milk that's gone bad. But now with the Foodsaver, all my rancid milk concerns were gone. It was sure to prevent my milk from going sour.
Another troublesome problem around my house involves the remote control. Since my soap is entombed in a Foodsaver bag, it is impossible for me to wash my hands, therefore everything I touch gets very, very dirty. I'm kinda like a ghetto King Midas. So I chose to protect my TV remote with the Foodsaver. This, of couse, renders it useless as I can no longer push the buttons, but it will now stay as clean and fresh as the soap I never use.
Here's the final problem I solved with the Foodsaver. My nieces love to play with the stuffed animals, but over time the animals can suffer from wear and tear. So I simply saved them with the Foodsaver. While they are now completely impossible to play with, they never have to be replaced! Everybody wins with the Foodsaver!
Having saved my milk, I was now able to leave it out on the table, freeing up valuable refrigerator space for the kidney I'm planning to donate. I'm going to drink this milk 2 months after the expiration date, just to prove the greatness of the Foodsaver. I'll let you know how delicious it is.
As I was Foodsaving the milk, my cell phone rang. I couldn't answer it.
The milk gave me another idea however. What else do I wish I could keep as clean and fresh as the day I took it out of the box? Why, my Irish Spring soap of course! I quickly sealed it up with the Foodsaver, forever preserving it's wonderful flavor. I mean....scent. While I can't actually smell it or use it while it's in the bag, I know that it still has that great invigorating scent. Some day I'll take it out and enjoy a healthy serving of delicious Irish Spring.
